an aging reprobate given to ridiculous views and inappropriate behaviour. Wanted by the law in over seventy countries ( fortunately none are english speaking). Once mated with a ewe in the mountains of Jordan and produced a creature which produced both milk and wool but was unable to understand the concept of monogamy.My ambition is to translate War and Peace into all the languages of those countires who have sought my incarceration and, in this way, make a happier world.